- Posted by kid dynamite
- on January 20th, 2012
I realize that some of my readers may not be familiar with the insanity of the Silverbug blogs, but Brian O’Flanagan did such a good job channeling his inner lunatic in a comment on yesterday’s post that I decided to put forth his satire here, as an example of the kind of theories you’ll find all over the internet if you read the Silverbug blogs regularly. If you’re familiar with this line of thinking, you’ll probably get a good laugh from this. If not, you’ll be confused, wondering how anyone in their right mind could possibly believe such lunacy.
Without further ado:
“you couldn’t be more wrong there Mr. Dynamite. As intimated by Mr. Butler in the quote you used in yesterday’s post – this is all a conspiracy. Blythe and all the other Cartel members of the EE {Evil Empire} knew that Sprott was getting ready to order a large amount of physical and that given that there is no physical silver left anywhere in the world, such order would collapse their nefarious paper silver shorting game. There was no way they could allow that to happen.
What I heard from an inside source was that the Queen Manipulator issued an executive order to all her minions to grab all the silver they could find: junk coins, Morgan silver dollars, silverware, sterling earrings, x-ray film – any silver they could find to have them melted in 1,000oz bars by a refiner controlled by the Cartel. However, they still couldn’t find enough silver. Blythe then rolled out Emergency Plan B to save her evil manipulation scheme. There was one secret source of just enough silver to fill Sprott’s order. A hoard of silver used in film development held by a certain film and camera producer in Rochester. Blythe, along with Tim Geithner and Ben Bernanke held an emergency meeting on January 17th to discuss the situation in the War Room and a decision was made. The company was ordered to give up its silver in the national interest, to save the Cartel. Stripped of their last remaining asset, that company declared bankruptcy today.
See, there really is no silver left and the Cartel has nothing left to defend their scheme. Just one more silver Eagle and the whole thing will collapse and silver will reach $10,000/oz. Just one more ounce…. “
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