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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Confirming US Dumbification, Verbal SAT Scores Just Hit Record Low

Why shouldn't our education cartel just lower the bar so everyone gets higher scores? Isn't that what our bank rating agencies do?


Posted by Alexander Higgins - September 25, 2012 at 12:32 pm


Confirming US Dumbification, Verbal SAT Scores Just Hit Record LowConfirming what was long feared, Americans are becoming evermore stupefied in the midst of the most advanced technological era in history.

All we can say is that the need for the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too has never been greater. At least the data below explains why the Chairsatan will soon monetize SAT scores and his infatuation with morer, greaterest QEternity+1…

And forward to the 1:00 mark for the big (small) unveiling…



(h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer)

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